After much careful consultation with the more seasoned members of the collective — the brave, the curious, and the already rather well-acquainted — Mummy Bears have been developed as a serious little edible in a deceptively cheerful form.
Each bear contains 125mg ± 10% THC, drawn from a carefully considered balance of D9 distillate and RSO. The idea is simple: the D9 brings the lift, the sparkle, and the unmistakable upward movement; the RSO brings depth, body, and that slower, heavier wisdom from somewhere slightly behind the eyes.
Or, put another way:
The D9 will get you high.
The RSO will tell you why.
Flavour-wise, they sit in that pleasing place between sweet-shop nostalgia and grown-up mischief: a slightly sour blend of strawberry and blackcurrant, bright enough to wake the mouth up, but rounded enough to avoid becoming sharp or childish. The texture is a proper bouncy jelly mouthfeel — not a hard chew, not a sticky mess, but a satisfying little bear with some spring in its step.
Each bag contains 8 Mummy Bears, giving a total of approximately 1000mg THC per bag, allowing for the same ± 10% variation across the batch. These are not novelty sweets, nor casual pick-and-mix fluff. They are small, fruit-flavoured parcels of considerable intent.
Made with shelf stability in mind, they are designed to keep well when stored properly: cool, dry, sealed, and away from sunlight, heat, children, pets, fools, heroes, and anyone who says, “edibles don’t really work on me.”
Treat them with respect.
Start low. Wait properly.
The bear may be small, but it knows exactly where it is going.
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